I always thought I was the royal baby…at least that’s what I used to pay hookers to tell me…while they “crowned” me….but today that all changed…but at least I’ll always have the memories to masturbate to…it’s better than love, cuz it doesn’t talk back or make annoying requests from you…like normal wives…
It amazes me why people get married…here’s some wife proving it…
No woman is worth the headaches…but yet they all bring the head aches because they are fucking princesses who act like princesses cuz they have you by the fucking balls…cuz you are an idiot scared of being alone.
Here are some stepLINKS…
So Many Bitches in Sports Bras
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Mother Daughter Sex Fetish of the Day
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Falling Beauty Queen is Hilarious
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Deaf Baby Hears for the First Time…Seriously. Dead.
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Some Chick Named Petra Muratroyd in Some Weird See Through Hard Nipple Shirt
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Gretchen Rossi Bikini Pics
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Baby Raccoon Taking a Shower
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Ashlie in Suspenders and Pretty Much Very Little Else
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Music Without Music
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Hard Nipples!
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Interview with my GF Emily Ratatatatatakowjski
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Hugh Janus’ Birthday Prank
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Spike Lee Uses Kickstarter to Fund Movie Cuz He’s Cheap
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The Celebs at Jimmy Kimmel’s Wedding
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Jennifer Aniston’s on Set
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Miley Cyrus Leather, Panty Upskirt
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25 Things More Exciting Than the Royal Baby
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Jesse and the Rippers Reunite
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10 Minutes of Crazy
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Slow Motion of a Babe in a Massage Chair
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Chistina Ricci Looking Hot in THe Edit
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Huge Robot Friends a Little Girl
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Jessica Wright in her Bikini
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A Whole Lot of Huge Fucking Tits.
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Fuck Vanessa Hudgens, Who’s Her Friend With The Big Tits?
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Bryan Cranston Makes Out With a Dude
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Snoring Duck
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Jumping Jacks Bikini Challenge
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Miranda Kerr Holding the Mic Proper
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Selena Gomez in Short Shorts
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Who’d You Rather? Celeb v. Model
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Lookin’ Down Jessica Chastain’s Dress
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Scientifically Accurate Duck Tails
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Vin Diesel with Other Celebrity’s Hair
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Girl Opening Beer with her Teeth
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Parking Lot Wars
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Penelope Cruz is Comedically Pregnant
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The Best Costumes at Comic Con – Ranked…
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Big Mom Tits in a Bikini
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More Bar Refaeli in a Bikini
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Beer Chug
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Lubed Up Ass Fuck Time
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Dog Finds a Kitten and Saves her….CUTE.
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Ice Ice Baby Sung By the Movies
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Some Random Bitches in Bikinis…
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Some Trashy Bitch in a Sheer Bodysuit
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Hot Bitch Naked Sun Bathing
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Tricia Helfer Pokies!
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Elisa Morucci Naked in Malena
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Some Babe Named Fernanda Marin in a Bikini…
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Nicole Trunfio Hot Tits in a Photoshoot…
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Girls Showing Off Their Gap….
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Sofia Vergara Disgusts Me
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Hundreds If Not 1000s of Webcam Babes Web Camming…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Weird Fart Porn Fetish Edited Into a Beat Box…What the fuck
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Stretched Asshole With a Purple Toy
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Vacuum Cleaner Masturbation
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A Girl with a Dildo in Her Ass….
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A Girl with a Cucumber in the Ass…
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Many Cam Girls Willing to Cam Girl….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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