Drinking until 5 am alone is not bad when you have a girl sending you spread asshole pictures all fucking night. In fact, it’s pretty fucking amazing.
You girls who haven’t been sending me spread asshole pics, need to step up your game, because right now, you’re being beat, and no one likes coming in second.
So get going. Here are some morning links…
Girls in Hot Tops!
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Jose Canseco’s Daughter Josie Canseco in a Bikini and Tight Bodied
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Amanda Bynes Tried to Burn Her Dog in a Fire She Started before being put on Crazy Watch
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Spot the Drowning Kid
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James Deen Does some Google Glass Porn
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Danielle Sharp VS Lucy PInder
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I love this Bikini Bull Ride
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Streetfighter Church Edition
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Here’s the bitch they hired to play Young Samantha from Sex and the City
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Today in Thigh Gap
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So Many Webcam Babes are Web Camming At All Times…..
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