This is picture I took of DIMALAUREN …while trying to make her famous.
You know when you get to that point of drunk where you are willing to fuck anything…and you end up pulling a 1…but that 1 has no redeeming qualities like a good personality or good tits to make her a 2 or 3 but rather she is half retarded and not in a cute needs to wear a helmet way, but like retard you want to punch some kind if brain into, she’s not funny but still feels compelled to make jokes….really bad jokes that make you want to rip her throat out…and is just all around the fucking worst turning that 1 into a negative number…
Yeah, we’ll I hate when that happens
Not that that happens to me, see cuz I married my 0…and I regret it every fucking day…
Here are some links…
Hot Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras.
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Guess Who is Playing Young Luke and Young Han Solo in the Upcoming Star Wars…
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Kanye West is Off the Hook for Attacking a Pap
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Chrissy Teigen in a See Through Dress
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Selena Gomez and Ryan Seacrest Posing Together in Some Illuminati Shit
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The Power of a One Inch Punch
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Leo and Toni Gaarn in Love
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Grad Party with Strippers and Guns Sounds Awesome
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Mollie King Crazy Neckline….
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Jessica Jane Clement Pasties!
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20 Scarier Things Jack Could Have Been Typing at the End of The Shining
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Her Name is Penny Mathis and I Want to Stick My Penny/Penis in her
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TV Characters You Wish Dated By Never Did…Is this a Thing? I’ve just always wanted them all to die a horrible death…
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Karlie Kloss Walking Around New York
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Bar Refaeli Bikinis….
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Kirk Cameron is Amazing in his New Trailer on Christianity Craziness…Hilarious.
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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pokies!
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Some Bitch Named Riki Lindhome Naked on TV
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Kelly Brook Will Never Get a Boob Job
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An Investigative Report on Topless Tanning…
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The Sexiest J.Lo Gifs (really?)
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Hot Fucking Redheads
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Heidi Klum Will be on Parks and Rec
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Some Fernanda Motta No Name Model
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Melissa Satta Hot for Maxim…
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Hurrican Sex Leads to Sandy Baby Boom – You Dirt Bags.
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Hot Bitch Ironing…and Stripping…
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Worst Wedding March Performance Ever
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics And Their Tits
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Hot Lesbians Posing Together
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Naked Melissa Clarke
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Throwback Thursday the 90s Edition
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Hot Topless Babe Posing with a Knife
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Trainer Mauled By a Lion
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Ass Fuck. Who’d You Rather?
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Huge Fucking Tits
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Michelle Trachtenberg is Fat
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Damon Wayans With Lifeguard Baywatch Lookin Babes
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Sophie Reade Nude for Nuts
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Hot Bitch Sucking Her Toe…and Getting Naked
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Supercut of SNL Cast Cracking Up
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Some Hot Girls Being Lesbians!
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Really Hot Promo Girl
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Kelly brook And Her Wet Juicy Nipples
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Naya Rivera in a Strapless Dress
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John Travolta Staying Alive Ad for Brazil is Hilarious…What Scientologist Will Do for Money….
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Russian Popstars Have the Best Dress Code
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New JOBS Instagram Trailer
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Babes on Web Cam For Your Pleasure …
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Fetish Porn Bloopers!
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Amateur Teen Double Penetrates!
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Amateur Teen Lesbians
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Brush That Pussy
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Cam Girl With Glasses Going Off
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Vomit Sex Set to Music!
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Fun Webcam Strip
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Girls Who Hate Cum is My New Favorite Thing
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So Many Girls Willing to Put on Cam Shows….
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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Teen Mom Sex Tape Never Gets Old…
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Free Live Sports…
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