Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I don’t have many emotions…except for the hate I feel after investing 10-15 minutes into a girl and she doesn’t reciprocate by sending me nude pics. It doesn’t even have to be a spread ass pic, it just has to be something, titties, even panties, just anything to keep me interested in talking to you. It’s the worst.

The good news is that it is a lot easier to get a girl to show you her nudes when with them in person, all you have to do is say “show me your nudes on your phone” and they all fucking do it…so I think their fear is giving up control of the picture…

I’m really glad I’ve taken the time to figure this out.

Here are some links…

Frank Ocean Tears His Vocal Cord from Sucking Dick

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Hilarious Human Sling Shot Wife at a Good Backwoods Wedding…

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Her Name is Tiffany Stanley and She’s in a Bikini

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Girls Who Don’t Know How Clothes Work

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15 Hot selfies

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Ranking Every Amanda Bynes Performance Ever

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Skim Board High Five Fail

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Raccoon Steals Cat Food

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Babes on Web Cam For Your Pleasure …

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day July 26th, 2013