I got drunk and the highlight of my night was walking behind a couple of fat girls in short shorts…because as it turns out..when I am drunk I don’t mind staring at fat girls in short shorts…especially when they are 18 and just fat from all the genetically modified foods…it’s not their fault they are big booty bitches…society made them that way…and I am down to stare…
I also appreciated the guy ripping lines off his car’s hood, the homeless teen runaway who was probably 20 with a dog on her back I wanted to fuck, but who though 4 dollars in quarters was low balling, I guess she’s one of those high class street hookers, like the toothless asian one I saw getting beat by a black dude earlier in the night…and the ever amazing dude with throat cancer chain smoking…life’s pretty boring, but the people I come across are fucking maniacs…
Here are some links…for the morning..
Kelly Brook Bikinis
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Some Sluts at Some Event
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The Future of Video Games
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Former Model Becomes Head Coach of a Soccer Club
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Russian Dude Plays Piano With a Piano on his Back
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The Coolest Race Cars in Competition Now
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Alien Power Plant on the Moon
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Unfair Advantage Playing Basketball
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10 Life Hacks to Help You Through Summer
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The Best NEws Bloopers of JUly
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Real Housewives Tax Evasion
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Jennifer Aniston We’re the Millers Interview.
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Best of the Web for Adrenaline Junkies
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Heavy Bass Gives Girl an Orgasm
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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