Irina Shayk inspires me to get my fitness game on, unfortunately, every time I go to the gym, the girls who look like Irina Shayk are in hiding, and the girls who look like Roseanne, Oprah, or really any obeses disgusting pile of shit, covered in sweat, dying for a donut, or an ice cream you know she’s going to get after the work out, cuz she’s earned it…you know, disgusting fat chick shit…so I’ll just stare at Shayk’s intagram instead…it’s less work this way.