I crashed a wedding last night. I like free booze, that’s my fucking problem.
I convinced the DJ to play “I love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem”, as if I was an important guest, and he did it…because if you are convincing enough anything can happen….
I don’ think the bride and her Christian family were too into it, because when I dipped out of the situation, and the father and son were threatening the DJ with violence.
I’m an asshole that’s my fucking problem.
Here are some morning links…
Britney Dressed Like a Hooker at Church…Because She Was ONE!!!
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Claudia Romani’s Ass in a Bikini
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Big Fucking Titties…So Many Big Fucking Titties
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A Pug Gets Emotional over Homeward Bound
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15 Anime Babes You Would Make Love To
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Cats Demanding Attention
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About the O.C
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A Girl Does Some Sexy Crunches
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Amber Heard in Flare
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A Whole Lot of Naked Girls Going On….
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