Highlight of the day was when some babe was texting and driving and who went nuts when I said “you shouldn’t text and drive”…I’m talking on her period nuts where she was swearing at me and shit…only for me to say “it’s all good baby, no one was hurt”..and for her to peel off like a mad person…I think it was a real love connection…you know as a professional romantic, I really felt the connection….
Or the highlight of the day was trying to convince a lesbian waitress to let me into her lesbian relationship because I felt she was a lesbian who used the most realistic dick dildos…you know not quite a lesbian, just confused by Lady Gaga’s born this way song…that has guided her into eating pussy.
Or the highlight of the day was asking was asking an Old dude with a 25 year old imported wife how much money or viagra he had to make that happen after my friend ran ran over his scooter…he shared with his 20 year old imported Asian wife….
Or maybe it was this twerk video my friends shot of Anastasia Ashley when she was warming up that I’ve been staring at all day….
But the hightlight of the day is probably these links…
I think this is Jessica Alba and her Granny in a Bikini….I’m not sure all I see is Saggy Pussy
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Helen Hunt’s Got Huge Fucking Booty
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A Whole Lot of Downblouse pIcs
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This Panhandler Prank is Genius
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Intense Dance Routine
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Hilary Duff Mom Legs OOZING Mom juice…
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Roomba Riding Shark Cat Cleans the Kitchen
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Sarah Jessica Parker Covers Harper’s Bazaar and it’s Horrible…
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The Funniest Public Bathroom Sign
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Some babe With Small Fake Tits Takin’ Off Her Bikini Top
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Life isn’t All Sunshine and Rainbows….
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Eva Longoria in her Bikini….
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The Worst Celeb Cameos in Video Games
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Boston Priest Caught With Hooker Behind Cemetery
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Some Dude’s Wifey Topless on the Beach
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Carmen Electra is Still Alive and She’s Made of Plastic
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EDM and Rock Live Mash-Up
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The Hottest Pics of Marisa Miller
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I StilL Want to Taste Sienna Miller’s Used up Twat
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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I am into Carla Bruni in a Bikini…My Kind of President’s Wife
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Magic City, Despite the Hot Nude Scenes is Cancelled
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Who’s Up For Some Old Lady Tittie Fucking?
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Rosie Huntington’s Pokies
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Juno Temple Naked in Magic Magic
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Chinese Biker Takes Mattress Home in Style
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried Awesome fucking Side Boob
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WOULD YOU HIT IT?
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The North Pole Turning Into a Lake…
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Bella Thorne Is Not Hot
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Amber Heard Gets the GIF Treatment
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This Is When You Know You Have Failed As A Parent
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Boobs Pouring Out of a Bra
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Sexy GIFs of Surfer Chicks…
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A Couple Babes Nude with Oranges
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Chris Brown is Retiring from Music – Who Cares
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Homeless Guy’s Kermit Puppet Queen Rendition Performance
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Homeless Guy Gets Assfucked by a Ghost
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Russian Fish Catches Russian Fisherman
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Riley Keough Awesome Cameltoe
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This Chick Can Ride My Face Any Day. Good God I’d Eat That Shit Up All Damn Day!
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Craziest Police Chase Ever
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Babes in Sports Bras
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Asian Teen Committed to Finding the G-Spot
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Fat Tits Masturbating
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Asian Pussy Spread
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3 German Girls Masturbating
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Some Tentacle Rape
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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