I was forgot the lyrics to the love song I was writing for my internet girlfriend, but I think it had something to do with cumming in her ass, or her asshole being the window to her soul, but whatever….
You should add me to FACEBOOK and maybe you’ll one day be my internet girlfriend too…onlyI’d never block you ecause I’m the one who gets blocked..usually by Facebook
I really want to date the promo-model, who as far as I’m concerned is still a model, who is handing out free tampons samples at discount grocery store…at least I think she’s a promo model, maybe she’s just crazy like the 17 year old on MDMA last night who kept trying to hug everyone while telling us to live life to the fullest…only to have later been taken in a back alley where homie lived life to the fullest all over her face…at least I think it was just one homie…but could have been more…..he just wanted to give her Henna Tattoos on her vaginas with his dick…and by henna tattoos, I mean herpes…not everyone is stuck in the 90s…but the guy who was wearing a Livestrong bracelet sure as hell was…but delusional people keep the world interesting, like the fat girl talking about her wet t-shirt contest conquests…confused by the fact that she has huge tits…that no one wants to see cuz they come with a huge everything else…mainly stomach…
I don’t know what I’m going on about…but I feel like it’s genius…
Take a second and Vote for friend and photographer of the site Gordon Holden – click “VOTE” on the top right or I’ll Post Nudes of Your Sister..Everyday…Until You Jerk Off To Her…not that you don’t already…freak.
Guess what…it’s drinking time…
Here are some links…
Awesome Texts with a Guy From Lost
GO
Hot Ass for Hump Day
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Pornstar Sydney Leathers is Making a Viral Song About Weiner…She’s a Such a Sabotaging Bitch…The Worst..
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Joanna Krupa’s Got Fitness
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Kristen Stewart Showing Off Her Bra
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Some Dude Covers “I Will Always Love You”…Pretty Ridiculous…
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Crazy OCD Love Pole
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Reporter Falls off Ladder
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Some Busty Chick Ashlin Being Sexy
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Hot Czech Sprinter
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Lady Gaga in V Magazine
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100 Babes Washing Cars
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15 Hot Cam Girls
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Chick From Bachelor Dead
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Actual Recruitment for Oregon Friendliest Cops!!
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The Most Bizarre College Mascots
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Lady Gaga Topless for V Magazine
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The New John Mayer / Katie Perry Song is Horrible
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Carrie Keagan Has Huge Tits…
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Some Hot As Fuck Gilr Strippin Down in Short Shorts in Venice Beach
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Some Nude Model Named Ana
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Good Guy Biker
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Hayden Panettiere Lookin Hot
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My Girl Anastasia Ashley’s Going Viral Again…
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Which Pop Star Would You Rather Bang?
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Here’s One Picture Of Miley Cyrus That Really Makes Me Want To Fuck Her
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Pam Anderson in a See Through Bikini
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Priscilla Salerno Thong Bikini
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Sex Tape Wars!!
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Adriana Lima is an Old Mom and She Eats Lunch…
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Here’s an overprotective kitty
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Amy Childs Big Tits in a Tight dress
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30 Hottest GIFs of Mila Kunis
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Prostitue Helps Catch Bank Robber
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Show Our Latest Partner Some Love and Check Out Their Awesome Clothes.
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Bethany Frankel in a Bikini for Twitter
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Some Chick Named Sarah Harding Soaked
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Crazy 5k Run
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Some Chick Named Andrea Burestein in a Bikini
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BEst Teacher EVER
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Prince’s First Selfie is Hilarious
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Best of Picking Up Girls Prank
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Woah…Coperhead Snake Bites Its Own Tail After Being Decapitated
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Taylor Swift’s Childhood Home Proves How Poor She Is – REAL FUCKING GHETTO…
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Cooking With Cum!
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Cute Girl Having too Much Fun in the Kitchen
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Bregje Heinen in a Bikini
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Pictures of Hipsters Taking Pictures of Food
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Shay Laren Big Tits in Green Lingerie
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Cat Staring Contest
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Dog VS Leaf Blower
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Khloe Kardashian’s Camel Toe To Celebrate Her Divorce!
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Dude Gets Down From Electrical Tower the WQorst Way….
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Girls Who Are Free and Masturbating…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Nerd Gets Fucked Playing Some Videogame…WEIRDNESS
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Fingering Her Ass While Riding a Dildo
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Cam Girl Titty Massage
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Hot Girl May Not Have Underwear On
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Girl Shaves the Snatch
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3 Girls Eating Ass Together
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Today’s Poll – Which Sex Tape is Your Favorite?
Sydney Leathers – GO
or Myla GO
or Farrah GO
DSFCams is the Future
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