Last night’s failed pick up line was:
I am a budding entrepreneur, I actually get 4 hours of sleep a night, because I am busy raping stray cats to tenderize the meat before selling them to some sketchy chinese restaurant…but don’t worry, it’s not cruel, cats have no nerves in their assholes….
I thought she’d have an LOLCat moment…she didn’t.
HERE ARE SOME LINKS….
Girls Showing Off Their Backs…
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Her name is Nabilla Benattia and She’s in a Bikini
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LeAnn Rimes’ Reality Show is Pretty Realistic…
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4 Minutes of Fails
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The Worst People in Reality TV History
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Dog Toy Massages Real Dog
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Lauren Prepon is Leaving Orange is the New Black…
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Interview with Cinematographer of The Canyons…Dissing Lohan…
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The Shark Whisperer Balancing a Shark on his Hand
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The 2013 YoYo Champion
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Two Awesome Girls Naked on the BEach
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Interesting Sushit Commercial
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Video Interview With Angelina Jolie – If You Care
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Slappin’ Bass Cover of Get Lucky…For No Real Reason…Since I Hate That Song…
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Big Titties Like Champagne
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I try to marry cam girls every night…they are just that amazing…
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