My favorite thing about Vegas wasn’t winning all that money. It wasn’t all the all you can eat Buffets. It wasn’t forgetting I had a fat whore wife who nags at me like an irritating piece of shit stuck to my white pants at my Lawn Bowling party…it wasn’t the burning sensation in what I assume was my prostate but it was falling in love with not one, but 4 hookers…but none of them would let me get them pregnant…except the one who I think ended up having a dick…but we didn’t get to know each other that well…
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Girls in T-Shirts You Will Want Anal With…
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Animals Jumping on Trampolines
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Naked Girls – So Many Naked Girls….
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