Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Las Vegas clubs are built out of styrofoam and the girls are built out of silicon…The strippers don’t get naked, but they rock the pole harder than a stripper, even though they prefer to be called GOGO dancers. The ratchet girls and hookers rock the VIP tables I managed to sneak my way into…where thirsty girls were being served champagne…The fail of the night was a toss up between getting too drunk to go to the stripper with Lil Jon at 5 am….or being in the club in the first place…but ultimately, it’s a good place to come to to die…

Here are some links…

Peter Dinklage Hulla Hooping at a Gay Bar in Canada

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Bryan Cranston Used to Do Hemorrhoid Commercials

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Girls in Knee High Socks

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Awesome Gymnastics Demo in Russia…

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Naked Chick and her German Shephard

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Anna Kendrick in GQ fucks with my mind…

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15 Hot GIFs

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Miley Cyrus’ Greatest Social Media Moments

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Funny Brazilian Robbery Gone Wrong

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28 Foods Named After People

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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day August 22nd, 2013