I guess Nicole Scherzinger is still alive…and keeping herself relevant…if she’s even a real she…you see, I am a firm believer that she’s Amanda Bynes-ing us from She’s the Man…you know a little Jonathan Brandis-ing us pre-death back in the “Ladybugs” era of pretending to be another gender to excel…don’t let the dress, panties, and slutty stage show fool you…that shit’s standard with every drag queen show…while real whores don’t wear underwear….and girls who make their career from being mainstream popstar strippers…are real whores as far as I’m concerned…and here are her fresh whites, unsoiled…and thus not fun enough for me….