This is major news, at least to the average middle american who is out of work, uneducated and doesn’t really bother with actual news, because the whole celebrity thing is far more exciting, you know to distract from their shitty fucking life, giving them something focus on, like Taylor Swift’s relationship history as they buy her merchandise making her money, and not realizing how shitty their lives are, because if they did realize, they’d likely kill themselves by hanging from the trailer park communal shower, because the ceilings in the trailer aren’t high enough to dangle from….
Taylor Swift is not wearing weirdo high waisted bikini bottoms like some kind of creep who raided her grandmother’s bathing suit drawer like she has the last dozen or more times she’s been in a bikini…
I don’t know about you, but this is just major…at least in a world with little going on…