Every time I look at Behati Prinsloo I see Adam Levine up inside her, tainting her groupie immigrant model groupie pussy….even if they are in “real love” and getting married.
I don’t know what it is about Adam Levine that makes me hate him, I guess because he’s always on the radio polluting my motherfucking life…coupled with not being a girl who thinks he’s so dreamy…cuz every single girl I ever talk to thinks he’s amazing and that this Behati is lucky…
So even in her lingerie, or bikinis, or whatever this GQ shit is, I just see Adam Levine’s face where her face is and it’s really fucking with my boner.