My new play is the fake auto-correct..
My favorite is repeatedly writing “Let’s Bang, Let’s Bang, Let’s Hang, Sorry Autocorrect”…but that’s some vanilla shit…the ultimate, if you’re talking to the right girl, is “Hey, I want to bend you over like the hooker that you are and shove my fist in your ass so hard you shit yourself all over my face, all while squealing like a pig”….and following up with “OMG AUTOCORRECT”…what I meant to say was “Hey, I want to go out for Chinese food and a movie, are you down”….and then blaming the iPhone for being so crazy and having a mind of it’s own…
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Kim Kardashian’s Post Pregnancy Body Thanks To Plastic Surgery
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Meryl Streep As Lady Gaga
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Ireland Baldwin Big Cleavage
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Scarlett Johansson Promo Pics for Don Jon are Fucking Solid…Even THough She Isn’t…
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Jewelry Store Owner Sends Robbers Packing
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Girls Posing in Front of Mirrors….
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This Week in WTF
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30 Scarlett Johansson GIFs
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Haley Joel Osment’s Big Tits…
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I would Love to Sniff Lohan’s Leather Pants
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Angelina Jolie Perky New Boobs…
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Maria Venus is a Babe with Big Tits…
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Best News Bloopers of September….
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Adele is Gonna Be Big on he Big Screen…
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Smart Dog Drinks From Bathroom Sink…
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7 Reasons Being a College Student is Just Like Being Old
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Would You Bang The Average Woman?
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Some Gilligan’s Island Throwback Erotica…
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Natalie Portman in ELLE
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Anna Safronick See Through
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Check This Cat
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Emamanuelle Chriqui Lookin’ Hot in Stinky Leather Pants…
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Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party at Marquee
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Best Fails of September 2013
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The Faces Behind 17 Iconic Voices
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Behind the Scenes of Dumb Dumber To….
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Lohan is So Old and Hot
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini…
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Pattison’s New Piece…
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Jessica Alba – MILF
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The Howe Twins….Are Slutty
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Demi Moore’s Old Face
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Miley Cyrus Knows How to Cook Meth Cuz of TV
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Michael Lohan Hates His Love Child
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Xenia Deli is Hot as Fuck….
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Miley Loves Molly
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A WHole Lot of GIrls for Page 3
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Miley’s Jungle Fever in Picture
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These Ads Make Me Think About Sex
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Drunk Asshole Knocked Out
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101 Hottest Celebrity Instagram Pics
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Amanda Cerny Wet T-Shirt for Some Water Company
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Vanilla Ice Trolls Miley…
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Ultimate Cat Fails Compilation
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Rihanna Squatting
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Billions of Girls Getting Naked For You…For Free..Naked..For Free…Best Date Ever…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Danielle Sharp Topless
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Arab Chick Shows Her Huge Natural Tits
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Girl Showing Off Her Holes
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Pulsating Pussy After Orgasms
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A Girl and her Dildo Table
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A Girl and her Dildo
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The Best Cam Girl EVEr – FIND HER FOR ME
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A Girl in a Weird Position
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These Girls Love Getting Naked…….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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