As Miley Cyrus’ biggest fan, my day is not complete without looking at at least one picture of her, because I understand that every move she makes is calculated, designed to get press, and to make her money, and I appreciate that her hustle works so fucking efficiently, and involves the perfect level of slutty, to get her point across and to influence young girls into understanding what’s important in life…and that is getting hits to make hits all thanks to the twerk…she’s so dreamy…love her or love her…those are your only options.