My favorite thing about drunk fat black girls at all you can eat Taco night…is their tits spilling out of their shirt….
My favorite thing about drunk older women in mini skirts at all you can eat Taco night….is how sad they look knowing that they are drunk and looking for dick at Taco night while their other 40 year old friends are in bed with their husbands talking about their kid’s halloween costumes…because Halloween is always a lonely time….so lonely…they probably would have gone home with me…if I had a home…
Here are some morning links….
Motorboating Girls for Breast Cancer Awareness…
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Stacked Girls for Breast Cancer…
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The Best Thing About Thigh Gap is the Booty…
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Miley Cyrus Will Give You Crabs. Probably.
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Christina Aguilera Lookin’ Sexy…What?
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Anderson Cooper Hanging with Boo – Cuz He’s Gay
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Jennifer Lawrence Trying to Give Boners
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How To Do Everything in GIFs
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10 Famous People Who Have Seen Ghosts…Probably While Jacked on Meds..
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Fight Club in 60 Seconds
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Girls Covered in Milk..
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Here’s the Most Sensible Horror Movie..
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This is the Coolest Island Ever…
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Dita Von Teese Cleavage..isn’t As Good as Her Lesbian Porn….
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VIDEO: Thief Gets Shot While Trying To Steal Motorcycle
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Life in your 20s Vs Life in your 30s
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These People Don’t Know Hitler’s Last Name…
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Girls Having More Fun Than You…For You….
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