Her name is Cheryl Cole and you probably don’t know her. If you do you aren’t from the States, but rather the UK where she was in a pop band and a host of some X-Factor shit that she couldn’t leverage to America, because as you can see from her tattoos she’s a gutter trashy chick who was built hot enough to be packaged in a pop band, but who was never quite “refined” enough to do much else…and now that her career has clearly gone to low level status, she’s releasing a calendar for her gutter fans who can’t afford computer or any technology that makes calendars totally obsolete…and shit’s a little steamy and a little porny and I like every second of her soccer player marrying ass…