Alyssa Arce is Playboy’s Miss July….
I had never heard of her before seeing pics from this photoshoot, where clearly she’s fucking lovely, and I guess this means Playboy, a magazine that had fallen hard into the depths of horrible, because they had senile Hefner trying to determine who was hot enough for the cover, and in doing that chose all these horrible bitches, turning what was once a premium magazine, into some gutter porn shit…that people couldn’t even jerk off to if they wanted to because it was just fucking awful across the board…
Well, I guess until July, when Alyssa Arce exposed her vagina in it, because after seeing these pics of her, I approve of these titties…and it’s really all about what I approve…when it comes to billion dollar companies who do what I do better…right…
All this to say, who cares about Playboy, let’s stare at Alyssa Arce…