How To Kill a Pumpkin of the Day

I don’t know if this is an old video, but I know it’s a good one, because killing off a pumpkin brings great joy to me… as I sit here hating on Halloween and all things Pumpkin Spice flagored, even though I should be loving all the sluts it brings out…you know because I love sluts and any excuse to dress up like one makes it OK to be a slut with no creativity, who dresses like she was Miley, or some other slut, should make me happy…but maybe I’m just a broken fucking man….like these pumpkins…

How To Kill a Pumpkin of the Day October 28th, 2013