So much goes on every time I leave the house, from obese women buying 27 dollar bags of peanut M&Ms, to the war on Gluten, to insane girls talking to me in tongues but not using their tongues on me or my asshole…but I never remember any of it…I mean I know I got my dick sucked last night, I just don’t know when or where or by who….or is it by whom?….grammar.
Here are some morning links even though it’s lunch time…
Paris Hilton as Miley Cyrus
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Kim Kardashian’s Vagina Looks Better than Ever According to Kim Kardashian’s PR People
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Some Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Please Don’t Dress Like This for Halloween
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20 Lesbian Movies Everyone Should See
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The World’s Largest Moustache
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10 People Who Were Killed By Their Pets
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Scary Vintage Halloween Costumes
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Cow Steals a Cigarette
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Tara Reid’s Half Naked Body Turns Me On…
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Pranking His Mom Video…
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Ain’t No Woman Like the One Getting Naked on Cam for Free
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