There’s nothing like waking up after a night of drinking not remembering what the fuck happened, only to log onto the internet to see video footage of you slamming your head through car windows, like that’s even a fucking thing, I mean I kinda prefer just checking my Facebook and text messages to see what girls and girlfriends of friends and family members I offended by trying to secure a bootycall, while this shit is just way more gangster…I guess he’s just a better, more creative drunk than me…I am just so obvious…it happens.
If you don’t like that…here’s a pro boxer who is paid to fight regulars on the street who usually lets them win, but decided instead to knock the fucker out…