Kate Upton squeezed her fat belly and awkward shaped ass into a red dress at the Melbourne cup that we can assume has four layers of SPANX under it…which is almost erotic for anyone not bringing her home at the end of the night to see her gut spill out all over the place..when the lights and cameras turn off….which is never erotic for a Bikini model who should be fit as fuck…to teach the people about health and fitness and celebrate a good healthy body to prevent people from eating chips….
The Melbourne cup, for those of you who don’t know, is the horse races, where we can safely assume Kate Upton was to meet her biological mother.
That joke never gets old…
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