I usually laugh at Nina Agdal and her bikini modelling body because she has a weird shaped head, something you perverts probably don’t notice, because you’re too busy looking at her photoshopped vagina /tits…
I make genius jokes that if they were said by a celebrity, you would all laugh at, but because they are written by me, you don’t even notice…
You know comparing her to the retarded kid who used to work at the pharmacy I worked at…who got paid at a discount because it was a work program and he was only 1/2 human according to the system…saying since magazine sales are down SI had to get creative and find free talent…
Well in their marketing of her, because she may be this year’s cover girl, she’s been lent out to other companies, like Calvin Klein Underwear…where they managed to make her head look less full of water…but her ass…looks like it’s being sucked into her asshole…in some really fucking weird angle…unless this is what her booty actually looks like, which may not turn you off, or make you not want her to shit in your face…but that is not necessarily the hottest shit ever…at least not what I’d expect from a bikini model cover girl…but I guess since Kate Upton ate and shat out that title…all credibility is thrown out….
Here is her modelling she probably made a lot of money doing…