My favorite thing about staying up all night texting a girl obsessively because she looks good enough quality to marry…is when she doesn’t send me nude pics…it’s the best…
I master rejection on all platforms…
Here are some morning links…
How Not to Ride Through Sand
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Ashlee Simpson is a Fat Pig..
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Bikini Shopping at Wal Mart
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Girls You Can Barely See…
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12 People Who Fuck Up Bowling…
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Candice Swanepoel Posing With Bras
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Taylor Swift in her Old Lady Dress
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Ariana Grande for Complex…
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15 Actors You Would Recognize in These Roles
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13 Dogs on Slides
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WEBCAM PARTY
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