I prefer my swingers to be hot 20 year old trophy wife’s of old rich guys…who have made part of the deal fucking other dudes…who have dicks that actually work…but swingers are never that but always…300 pounds of “we’re too disgusting to want to fuck each other, let’s pollute the lives of other people”…
But this Russian Swinger…is pretty fucking Russian about swinging. He is a champion of the shit…Gold Medal winner like his country crafted him with rationed bread and work programs to make him strong like bull and capable of out-swinging any American swinger..
What it comes down to is that I love all things Russian, especially my girlfriend Irina…who doesn’t know she is my gf, or doesn’t really want to be my girlfriend… but will know when she is finally arrives in the mail from bride service I bought her at…based on her pictures…she’s got a great personality…and I will offer her the American dream…which to anyone who is American knows…is full of disappointment and failure…
When she acts up, I will show her pictures of war torn Russia….back in the iron curtain era…to keep her in line…BOOM.
Here’s a dog who know how to cross the street…