In case you were wondering…This is a bad pick-up line:
Maybe you’ll answer my fake profile since – twitter, facebook, your phone, messenger pigeon, the homeless dude I recruited to sing love songs on your fire escape, the Vegas elvis I sent to your parent’s house to ask for their permission in our marriage, the tattoo of our wedding picture rendered by an artist who normally does those “what kidnapped kids look like now” I got on my chest…are all not working….
It creeps girls out….
Here are some links…
Nic Cage Sex Pics
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Freaky Cross Eyed Model.
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Fake Tits in a Bikini
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Danica Thrall Lingerie
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When Harry Met Sally in Real Life…
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Jennifer Lawrence Curves
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I love Cheating Wife Lover Escape Videos….
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Taylor Swift and Lorde Do Lunch
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Joanna Krupa Bikini
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Bar Refaeli Post Surgery Pose
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Arianna Grande Halloween Puffy Nip Slip!
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Everyone Loves Jordan Carver Tits
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Random GIFS to Make You Smile
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Funniest Celebrity Make-Unders
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Jessica Alba’s Boobs at the Park
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Katy Perry See Through Dress
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Jonah Hill Talking To a Slut on Set
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A Woman’s POV Got A Lot of Tits
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You Will Like the Lithuanian Soccer Bloopers
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I am So Into This THROWBACK Katy Perry Recorder Failing..
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College Snack Hacks
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How Your Favorite Characters Got Their Names
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Superhero is a Pedestrian in Disguise…
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I feel like at least one of you has Masturbated to This
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Girls Showing Off Their Dope Asses
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Kate Hudson in some Shitty Magazine
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Frustrated Elephant Breaks a Stick
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GQ’s Man of the Year and my friend TESL Rob Heppler – the hardest working man in no business – was at some shitty GQ Sausage Party that I wasn’t invited to to celebrate his win….
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Audrina in a Shitty See Through
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Some Chick Named Sarah Honeywell Topless
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Ali Larter Legs
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Meagan Good Shitty See Through
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I LIKE GIRLS WHO LET ME WATCH THEM PARTY…NAKED….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Solo Masturbation Action
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Jayden James – Big Titties Building Shit
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Some awesome Naked Babe Getting Out of the Bath
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Best View Ever….
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Hippie Masturbation to Orgasm
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Gigantic Vagina Insertion
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Serious Fucking Body…
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Slut Gives Pizza Guy a Blowjob
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Girl Pissing at the Gas Station
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Big Black Ass
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Good PORN
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Speculum in Ass
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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TOP CELEBRITY SEX TAPES EVER- THE MEGA POST
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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