Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

According to Anonymous…. THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN LOS ANGELES …like the “inside job” that happened in NYC>…and although some of the worst people in the world live in LA, and it is the one city closest to hell in terms of evil…that kinda makes me like it more…not to mention at least 10 girls I am in love with live there…so I figure it’s Friday morning, I could write about sexting, failed sex, depression and alcoholism, or maybe just maybe I can do good and warn you of danger, in the slight chance this shit actually happens..and if it does happen…remember I saved your life and you owe me dirty sex with the vagina closest to you, which could be your own, your greek vagina…or your sisters…or your moms…wife…friend…I don’t care…as long as it is a vagina…and not a man vagina…

Here are some morning links….to get this party started…

Miss Bum Brazil Probably Has a Dick

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Rumor is Adam Levine is the Sexiest Man Alive…

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Get Lucky Cover – the Military Edition

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Miley Wore Clothes Today

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What is Going On With This Chick’s Body…

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Girls and their Squishy Tits

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12 Animals with Trust Issues

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Salma Hayek VS Eva Longroia in the Mexico Wars

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Life Lessons We Can Learn from Calvin and Hobbes

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Instant Karma Fail Compliation

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People Who Let You Watch Them….Are People I Like To Watch..

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Reporter Ruins World Record

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day November 15th, 2013