The asian cashier at the grocery store is defying all stereotypes by having the hardest time counting change…she was like the one asian who wasn’t a fucking small genital robot when I was in a rush to get the fuck out of the grocery store…because grocery stores are for women…and I am for bars. Getting drunk…s
There was a bitch face timing her friend in line at the grocery store…and I hated it… cuz I know it wasn’t gonna end in squirting…and I only like when FaceTime ends in squirt…don’t believe me? Just try me….
Then I decided to complete the “I’m an unemployed housewife tour” at Starbucks..where I decided to be like every other cunt in the spot and meal the staff give me her recommendations…only to stare at the menu for a good 4 minutes while people in line got angry…only to ask about how many grams of sugar are in each drink…and gasp “I just don’t know what I want – so many choices” before ordering my regular black coffee because I’m not a gay.
Such a busy day…Here are some stepLINKS…
Ireland Baldwin Ass in Shorts….
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Miranda Kerr – Like Every Girl – Photoshops Herself Before Instagramming herself
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Flowers in the Attic Trailer for the Incest Fans…
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I love this Make-A-Wish Batkid Campaign…Pretty…Well Executed…
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Courtney Stodden is Taking Over the World…and I LIke It
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Lots of Yoga Pants Ass
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Xenia Deli…Bathing Suits..
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Some Half Naked Twat
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Logan Paul’s Vine Compilation
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Hilary Duff – Hot Mom? Tight Pants! Big Thighs….
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There are Traces of Herpes on Library Copies of 50 Shades of Grey…
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Jennifer Lawrence Blowing up a Microwave
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Endagered Foods??
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Cats Acting Like Humans
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Is Smoking Cialis in a Crack Pipe Wrong or Innovative
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How Your Favorite Characters Got Their Names
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Lithuanian Cheerleaders
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Snapchat Turned Down Facebook’s 3 Billion Dollar Offer
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Instant Karma Fail Compliation
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Matt Damon – Nose Picker
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4 Pranks To Play on Yourself
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10 Dogs in Swings
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5 Cases of Accidental Incest in Hollywood
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Katie Holmes Words of Wisdom…
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Jingle Hoops
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Rosie Huntington Pokies
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Ciara Upskirt
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More Miss Bum Brazil
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Best Fails of the Week
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Girl Flips on Guys Balls
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Nasa Pumpkin Carving Contest
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Ironic License Plates
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Wing Suit Close Call
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Vicoria Justice on Set!!
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Dani Mathers Hot Round Ass…
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Gwyneth Paltrow on a Vespa
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Noah the Official Trailer
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Party at this African School
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8 Things You Do that are Banned in Other Countries
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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Kylie Jenner Posing…underage posing…
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Dude Nailing Balls in Russia
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Burn Your Bra
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Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Why Every Guy Should Marry a Gymnast
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I LIKE Strippers…Even On My Computer….
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Naked Playmated Diving in Fiji
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Cam Girl Accounting
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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I don’t know who this is…but I know what her asshole looks like
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Hot Naked Beach Ass
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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