My favorite thing about drinking is…drinking…that and how slutty girls get…because booze makes the heart grow founder….The only sadness is that Wednesday night drunk bitches come with way too many cocaine farts…and cocaine farts fucking stink…
Here are some morning stepLINKS while I wake the fuck up…
Girls with Arched Backs
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I Love Courtney Stodden and her Tits….
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What Dead Rock Stars Would Look Like Today…
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10 Ways Art History Took Over the Internet
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3 Forgotten Graveyards…that Came Back
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Explosive Porta Potty Prank
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Ultimate Guard Fails
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Celebrity Twitter Feuds…
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13 Things from Harry Potter Used for Sex
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If Seth Cohen Proposed To Blair Waldorf….
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Jaclyn Swedberg Looking Hot in Underwear…
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Celtics Fans Dance
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Kendall Jenner is Banging a Harry Styles….
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Secret Girl Language
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GIRLS…Just…Wanna…Have…Fun…And…I…Just…Wanna…Watch
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