So it turns out the site has at least one fan…who also has a vagina…and I totally made her send me the dirtiest pictures imaginable last night…which unfortunately didn’t excite me because she’s what you’d expect my one fan to look like…but more importantly because the internet, pornography, doing this site has desensitized me to bottom of the barrel looking girls…even hot girls are flawed to me…it’s this shit made me asexual…fuck you internet for ruining all the inadequate sex for me…with your porn.
Here are the morning links…
Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits With a New Daddy or Granddaddy
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Melissa Joan Hart Forehead of the Day
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Karlie Kloss VS Lily Aldridge
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Photographer VS Charging Bull
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Lamar Odom got High on Crack and Rapped….
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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I want to Fuck This Tyra Banks Pic
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The Public Transportation Dating Game….
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I like to watch girls do naughty things…..all day long….
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Snake VS Windshield
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Bill Murray Performing Tongue Twisters
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Courtney Stodden Has the Best Tits in the Game
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Kittens Fighting the Air
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These Girls are Slippery When Wet
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Paying for People’s Groceries Prank
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