Emily Didonato Hot for Vogue Italia of the Day

EMILY DiDonato was a TOPLESS MODEL

I would assume that she’s got a dick, because she did date Jake Gyellenhaal, and he’s a fucking woman, I know first hand…not because I’ve finger banged or prison raped him, I’ve just seen him throw a tantrum….and know that no grown man handles life like that.

I guess it’s possible that Jake is doing sideline work making no-name models a little more household by pretending to fuck them…

I guess it doesn’t matter…because here’s this one posing with Kate Upton, or is that a Kardashian, I can never tell farm animals apart, but this Emily chick is being the hot one in the pic so look at her, nothing else matters.

Emily Didonato Hot for Vogue Italia of the Day November 29th, 2013