Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It must be the Christmas season, because I just bought a 21 year old a vibrator… because she never had an orgasm before and because I am as creepy as the actual Santa…only 21 is not 4 and I don’t break into houses, I just ship products to houses, but still Santa nevertheless…who actually prefers his girls naughty, on webcam not my lap, and my beard is far less substantial, but bitches can still pull on it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

People Who Photoshopped Their Selfies…

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Girls With Big Old Titties

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Pedo Stache of the Day…

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Fast and Furious 7 Will Go On

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Parkour Fail Compilation

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Black Friday Shopping Prank

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Best in Vine

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Some Girls Who May Be Perfect…Even Though I Think Perfect Girls Are IMpossible and Don’t Exist

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3 Black KIds Got Arrested Waiting for the Bus…Racism is Dead

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Stalking Giraffe

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Animals Snoring Compilation

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Today in Lady Gaga

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Russian Woodpecker Prank

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It’s December – Fuck Some Internet Bitches…

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Her Name is Dani Mathers…and She’s in a Bikini

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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day December 2nd, 2013