The best thing about Miami so far has been trying to find Lohan to propose to her…I couldn’t find her so I settled on a 50 year old toothless black homeless chick who hadn’t showered in days..but I didn’t really propose to her…I just paid her to let me piss on her…drunk on the sun….
Here are some morning links..
Girls in Tight Dresses
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Amanda Bynes Lives and Is Amazing
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THe Fake Paris Hilton Howie Mandela RIP
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Paz de la Huerta Lives…
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Joanna Krupa VS Nina Agdal
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Shirtless Germans Videobomb News
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Fails of the Week
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5 Comments People Need to Keep to Themselves
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