Joan Small is a Puerto Rican model who I have never heard of, but who is pretty accomplished, even though I try to avoid Puerto Ricans because I fear Puerto Ricans…They are a little too passionate, especially the women, especially the big and tall ones who can overpower me, because they all have a level of thug life, gangster that makes me think having sex with one will end up with my dick cut off…blame Lorena Bobbitt.