Stoned, blood shot, beady-eyed Miley in no make-up…flashing her tits in support of some nipple project that is campaigning to let girls walk around topless…even though she censored out her tits making her real passion for the cause questionable…even though it is a cause I am totally for and we should all be for because tits aren’t fucking porn unless you are 9 and don’t have access to the internet…but do have access to National Geographic….
Conservative America doesn’t understand that tits are just fucking tits…and that the rest of the world embraces tits and they still seem to get on just fine, without oil wars, or a huge deficit, and without being owned by China…You see priorities are all fucked up…but not Miley’s…Miley’s are perfect and this Christmas card…borderline genius…at least when compared to other Christmas Cards…
I’m a fan of a Miley Cyrus X-Mas….