Morning Hangover of the Dump

INSTAGRAM hates me. I take a picture of a hot ass in a string bikini by the pool, and they delete it like it is porn…making me think that if this is the porn the people at instagram jerk off to, those motherfuckers need to get fucked…I mean shit, with all those billions, hire some fucking hookers and learn that a string bikini is not a strap on being shoved into a dude…especially when that string bikini happened…by the pool and my phone captured it in HD…

Here are stepLINKS…

Today Red Lipstick….

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Peter O’Toole Has Died…

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Jon Stewart on White Santa….

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Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds

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Batman Invades Your Favorite Christmas Movies

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People VS Wind in Norway

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15 Pokemon Sex Moves….

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Elizabeth Olsen does Vogue

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Start the Week with Amateur Self Fisting

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12 Things Didnt Know Justin Bieber

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Girl Dressed Like Santa…Stipping…

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A Buffalo Fights Back….

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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn

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News Anchor Hates his Job…

Morning Hangover of the Dump December 16th, 2013