My friend Sam Jones has a fun web series that involves all kinds of wild and silly adventures.
I have been asking her for sex for the last two years and she constantly rejects me, in fact she deletes a lot of comments I leave on her Facebook referencing her NUMBER 9 asking how tight it is…and how I can have it smeared on my face like a Santa Beard…tis the fucking season….
But I can take the rejection, especially after seeing this video with the legendary Naked Trainer, who she hired for her hot Jewish mom’s Jewish Christmas gift…a mom I would like to have sex with, because despite being older, she’s seems like she’s got all the right moves…but more importantly..getting with her would mean I would be Sam Jones’ actual stepfather…and dreams would come true…