The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t have to leave your house, but it is a Martinez family tradition to hire at least one every holiday season to give back to the community in the season of giving and last night I drove around for hours looking for one…and when I found her I barely wanted to fuck with her…because the kind of girl who is still hanging on and who hasn’t adapted to technology or massage parlours…is the kind of girl you don’t really want to help cuz she’s probably better off dead, if she’s not dead already…
Here are some links…if you’re not too drunk on eggnog…
Lohan Doesn’t Just Look like a Cougar…She is One
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Baron Hilton’s GF has the Worst Ass Ever
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American Porn Stars are Scary
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Selena Gomez in a Blanket
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7 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Girl’s Gift
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jordan Carver Big Fitness Tits
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10 Facts About Playboy
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Selena Gomez Looks Puffy
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Danica Patrick is a Monster
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Hot Chick’s Tits
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The Best Metal Albums Based on Their Covers
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The Making of a Topless Calendar
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Mugshot of the Day
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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Rihanna’s Shitty See Through
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The Wedding Kiss Burn Out
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Miley Cyrus, No Underwear Showing Off Her Cunt Lips
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Rihanna Looks Like A Dirty Prostitute In This Braless Dress and Fishnets
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Kate Upton And Her Heavy Tits Bounce Along The Beach.
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14 Insane Morals from X-Mas Movies
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How To Get Your Girl to Watch Porn With You
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Weird Vagina – Artistic Nude – X-Mas Video
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Big Fuckign Titty X-Mas
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Big Glamour Model Tits
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Some Kate Upton Breasts in Pictures
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GoPro Boobs on the Beach…Fucking Genius
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Greek Bitch on Stage
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Julianne Hough Tight Pants
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Girls With Big Boobs….
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Hot Vimeo Video in Greece of the Day
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Freak me Out
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What Your Car Stereo Says About You
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20 Perfect SFW Edits
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Make Her Cum….This Holiday Season….
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Know – So Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everythign You Tell them…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Girl Plays With Pussy in the Playground
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Best Slumber Party – Sybian Show – Ever
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Asian Girl on the Sybian
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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Hot Bush Sybian Rider
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Ridiculous Huge Tits
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Older Lady on the Sybian
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Busty Girl Riding the Sybian
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Asian Ass Bazoooka
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The DRILLDO!!
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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