I had a really rough night teaching a 21 year old on two hits of acid how to masturbate on FaceTime…after hours of hard work and coaching she squirted.
It was a fucking Christmas miracle…
Here are some morning stepLINKS…
Kim Kardashian’s ASs is Fucking Hilarious
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The Hottest Santas Never
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Mariah Carey – All I Want for X-Mas Chat Roulette Version
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Dogs Wearing Glasses
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15 Pathetic Snowmen
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Vin Confirms Fast 7 Release Date – Paul Woulda Wanted It This Way…
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15 Hot Girls from the Internet
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12 Popular Celebrity Vacation Spots
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Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everything You Tell them…
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Today in Big Fucking Tits
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