If you’re at work…your life smells like failure…but that could just be a cologne sample from the department store they are trying to peddle to people who don’t realize it smells like “I really haven’t made it”….
It’s Christmas eve, stop being a Grinch and look up skirt scrambling at the mall…flirt with sales clerks and trick them into telling you about when they bathe…or seduce your brother’s drunk wife…who cares what it is…just live for the pussy and die for the pussy…that’s the real meaning of Christmas…
Here are some morning links…
Terryfying Santa
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Freckly Bitches
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Sexy X-Mas Chocolate
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Panda GIF of the Day
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Stacy Keibler Gallery…
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Better than You
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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Olivia Wilde Fat Tits..
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Claudia Romani Bikini Santa
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The BEst Fails of 2013
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