Alyssa Miller is some fabricated model thanks to the team at SI, she’s like a Kate Upton with brown hair, who they threw into the mainstream by making her strategically date Jake Gyllenhaal, giving the world something to talk about in a “I thought he was gay with Will Smith, what’s this half naked bitch and how does she work into this equation”….I’m not a mathematician but this shit doesn’t add up…and they are also throwing her into campaigns all over the place…you know put her out there, it’s good for everyone, especially when SI owns her…
And the lesson we can all learn from this is fuck the right people, it will work out for you.