Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve spent the last 4 hours staring at pictures of bush…I’m not patriotic or a republican, I am not even american…I just like pussy hair….because it’s Christmas and it keeps my soul warm when all the other questionable women just give me herpes..

Why aren’t you on vacation on a beach you ghetto fuck…

Here are some morning links…

Keri Russell Relationship Status for her Virgin Loser Fans…

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The Worst Movies of 2013

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Beyonce Tried to Edit the Internet

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J.Woww is Making a Baby

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15 Amazing Celebrity Yearbook Photos

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Cute Girls….

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Paris Hilton Charges 350k an Hour to DJ

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Festive Florida Firing Range…

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Christmas Present Fails…

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THE BEST THING ABOUT THE HOLIDAYS IS KNOWING MY GIRLS ARE ALWAYS THERE…

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day December 27th, 2013