When trapped inside a cabin in the woods with my obese disgustingly fat wife on some team building trip that should end in murder suicide but that will just end with me locking myself outside hoping I freeze to death…
I have no choice but to spend my nights trying to convince girls to take pictures of themselves with random household objects in their asses..
So far no one has pulled through…making this weekend far worse that I expected it to be…which is already very very very bad.
Here are some morning links…
Jane Seymour is 62 in a Bikini
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Top 10 Uncle Phil Moments
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Worst Topless Beach Pic You’ll See Today
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30 Celebrity Make-Unders
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Ultimate Weather Bloopers
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Alison Brie Reaction Faces in GIF
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Winter Babes!
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WATCH – Girls Getting Naked for Free
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