One of my New Years resolutions was to eat out more…my wife overheard me telling a random girl I was having phone sex with..and took it seriously…thank god to her eating out doesn’t mean sitting her fat ass on my face…it means going out to restaurants where she cleans out the Kitchen…but even worse…I get seen in public with her….however…all that is better than her sitting her fat ass on my face…because being obese…she doesn’t smell or taste very good…unless you’re into shit…
Here are some links…
Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini
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Alyssa Miller is Single…Maybe…a Whore..Definitely
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Men Who Dress Up like Rubber Dolls Weirdness
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Dennis Rodman Freaks on CNN
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini
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Lohan with a Trophy
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Emma Stone in Boxers Surfing
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A Whole Bunch of Thigh Gaps
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Top 10 Shitty Sky Mall Products….
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Kaley Cuoco’s Wedding Video
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Kim Kardashian is Chubby Pornstar
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I Wonder How Much Eva Longoria Paid to be the Maxim Woman of the Year
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David Lynch Announces Return of Twin Peaks
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A Lot of People at the 2014 Palm Springs Film Festival
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Day in the Life of a Crab Net….
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Some Random Slag Posing Half Naked
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Sharni Vinson Hot Babe in a Bikini in Sydney
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That is a Very Large Ass
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Some Cate Blanchett…
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Funny Employment Application Picture
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Kim K Gives the Valet 100 Dollars Cuz She’ Rich and the Paparazzi were Watching
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Jennifer Nicole in a Bikini on the Beach
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What to do when it is Cold
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Man Made Surf Break
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Alexandra Daddario Topless
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Paulina Gretzky in a Tight Top
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Rope Swing zipline in NFL Stadium
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Alexandra Tretter is the Random Model You’ll Want to Fuck
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Ice Removal Fail
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Miley Cyrus Cameltoe!
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Some Hot Fucking Baking
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Selena and Justin in Love
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A Bunch of Girls Stuck in Things
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Jumping on a Frozen Trampoline
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Abbey Clancy is Hot in a Bikini
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Pulp Fiction 8 Bit Edition
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Alex Trebec – Raps
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Tanit Phoenix in Black Lingerie
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There is a Velveeta Shortage!
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Hot Ass Auctioning Off her Virginity
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Jessica Simpson’s Spanx are Working Overtime
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HELP GIRLS CUM LIKE PROS WITH THESE ESSENTIAL TOOLS!
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Girls Do Some Crazy and AMazing things On Cam…Crazy and Amazing things…All for Free…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Twerking Naked in the Snow
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Weirdest Video Ever
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A Girl and her Dildo
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Prolapsed Asshole Is Not Hot
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These Tits are Disgusting
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Naked Body Building Slut
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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