The one thing people aren’t telling you about this polar freeze or whatever the fuck CNN coined it to sensationalize something we call WINTER…is that the freezing temperature makes the homeless teenage runaways even more desperate than they already are…it’s hit the streets with a thermos full of warm soup and all these bitches gonna flock to you like you’re the fucking Messiah…and like you’re the Messiah…they’ll be willing to do all kinds of tricks for that 99 cent can of watered down Campbells. ..
Here are some morning LINKS…
Malin Akerman’s Breasts at Some Bullshit
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7 Observations from the Michelle Rod and Cara Delevingne Make-Out Session
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Best Store Name Ever
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Gone Girl Knocks off John Lennon and Yoko Ono – Because People LAck Creativitity
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Can You Walk On Water – Amazing
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Top 10 Stupid Celeb Selfies
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Malin Akerman at People’s Choice Awards
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Swallowing Marshmallow Trick Shots
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10 Shocking Facts About McDonalds
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Awkward Magazine Cover
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Awesome Headline
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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free
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