Russian Genius in a Parasail Fail of the Day

There was a time when Russia was the competing to be the first in space, they had a great communist science program that was largely a product of when the Americans and Russians got the best of the WWII Nazi engineers back when they built the Berlin wall…not that you care about that…it was a long time ago, at least enough time to take freedom from their people, train them in a militant way, soak them in Vodka, and give them their freedom back, leaving them confused yet capable to do stunts like this, where dude parasails, without an ocean or a Boat, because that shit is for little girls on vacation…these are Russian and don’t need Oceans or Boats, that is for the weak…

Well this idiot ended up dying from this idiotic accident…and I am posting it because it’s just so stupid not to post…

Russian Genius in a Parasail Fail of the Day January 9th, 2014