Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I fail at Las Vegas.

I didn’t care that I was brought to the backstage VIP to party with Jermaine Dupri, or that the model I was trying to make love me, was ignoring me because she is dating Will Smith’s oldest son who choreographed danced to Jermaine Dupri’s DJ Set… I didn’t even know Will Smith had oldest kids, I thought he was full gay….

I didn’t pull random girls who did care about that backstage free drinking where they’d suck dick to be a part of it….I am way more into just watching girls in yoga pants in the grocery store…

Here are some morning LINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence Photobombed Taylor Swift

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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini

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30 Things People Do But Won’t Admit

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30 Pics of Celebs without Make-Up

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Some Cam Girls Have All the Fun…And You Get to Watch for Free

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9 Year Old Makes Insane Hockey Goal

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Big Titties!

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Dogs Carrying Sticks Through Small Openings

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Morning Hangover Dump of the Day January 13th, 2014