Shirley Temple died, so I’ve been hiding from the internet from all the drink related jokes. Like many of you I like to pretend that I thought she was dead, but I knew she wasn’t, you’re all just thinking of Jon Benet…
What people aren’t mentioning is that she was part of the golden age of Hollywood – that involved a lot of pedophilia…not to mention I am sure a lot of grown men masturbated to her movies over the last 80s years…making her one of the original kiddie pornstars…a legacy that I am sure everyone wishes to have…
More importantly, people die everyday, who cares about Shirley Temple, care about how every time my wife orders food, they send four forks because they assume it’s for four people, before she eats it all…that’s what’s important people..that’s what matters…
Here are some morning links…
JEssie Andrews Bikini Wearing Porno DJ
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Underboobs….
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See Naked Slutty Girls
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The 30 Best Actor / Writers
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Florida Bans the Homeless from Using Blankets
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Bruce Jenner Trannies
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WATCHED enough porn? Get a private XXX fantasy date – ? GO
News Channel Needs to Delete Their History
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The Longest Anus Spread in TV History
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Smart Crow Solves Puzzles
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Big Wall Climb
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It’s Webcam Girl Time….
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Morning Inspiraiton
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